Nerdy Jokes

This has been chillin' in my drafts for months. A friend (Paul Chaus) and I ended up sharing nerdy jokes and pick-up lines for over half an hour one night. I figured I would compile a list of my favorites and share them here. Enjoy!

Jokes

• "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "To" "To who?" "To whom."
• If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
• Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here." Argon doesn't react.
• The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
• Descartes was drinking a beer in a bar. When he finished, the bartender asked him, "Would you like another one?" Descartes said, "I think not." (wait for it....)
• What has a light side, a dark side, and holds the world together? Gaffer tape!
• How often do I like jokes about Chemistry? Periodically
• Tell a potassium joke? K
• One atom says, "I lost an electron." Another says, "Are you sure?" "Yep, I'm positive."
• What is the relationship between a pumpkin's radius and circumference? Pumpkin Pi
• Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO
• Is silicon the same in Spanish? Si
• E=m(a²+b²) (think about it....)
• A neutron walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer, how much will it be?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
• "He threw sodium chloride at me!" "That's a salt!"
• Do I know any Jokes about sodium? Na
• Two men walk into a bar. The first one orders H2O. The second says, "I'll have some  H2O too." The second dies.
• What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fission chips.

Pick-up Lines

• Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning
• You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
• Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full!
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe!